Bradley walked into Nick's apartment.
"Hey, dude! We're going to be late for the movie!"
"Hold on, I'll be right out."
"I'm going to grab a soda out of the fridge." Bradley walked into the kitchen to see a short figure staring back at him.
"Umm... Nick? Who's the kid?"
Nick walked into the kitchen toweling his hair.
"Him? That's Larry. He's not a kid. See the beard?"
"But... He's so short."
"Dude, he's a gnome."
"A gnome. You're trying to tell me that the two foot tall guy with a beard standing here in a brilliant blue smock and a red pointed hat is a gnome."
"Yep."
"He's wearing chaps."
"Yeah, well Larry has become hooked on the old west. He's really handy. I don't have do housework at all any more. Watch
"Larry, pick up the living room, please."