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"I don't have any cash," Nick said as he slid the attendant his credit card.

"I'm sorry sir, we don't take credit card - may I see your license?"

The young man blinked. "Why?"

"It is a $250 fine to pass through this check point without paying the toll."

"What is the opposite of 'X'?" The professor scribbled on the white board before turning to the assembled class. "I want the answer to that, and why for tomorrow. No less than three hundred words."

Nick sighed and let his head hit his desk. "I hate philosophy class."